Your achievements will never be greater than your ambitions, right?
It seems that MGM has somewhat sorted some of the financial trouble the studio has been having, with news that production of the 23rd James Bond film commencing late this year, with Mr Craig returning as the titular character with American Beauty director Sam Mendes still attached. Our friend at DARTZ, the notorious Leonard “Ol’ Dirty” Yankelovich recently notified us about his company’s grandiose plans to exploit the situation.
“Our car is really what James Bond needs – and it’s real. As far as I know all gadgets on James Bond’s car are just plastic copies, and of course his cars were not really bulletproof and so on. Of course it is not needed for movie, especially now when you can make everything you want just by mouse click. Our car is ready to save James Bond life and help him to kick enemies. It’s not so fast like Aston Martin, but we have special models which can make 240 km/per hour, and we know that our car is world fastest armored SUV. Such gadgets like changing number plates and a drinks cooler are included to luxury package. When we designed this car we of course memorized all James Bond’s tricks. Our car does not need any interference from Q – it is ready to serve Her Majesty’s Secret Service today!”.
With the Batman franchise taking a decidedly militaristic approach when designing the contemporary Batmobile, we might see Bond recklessly crossing the Furka pass in a Kombat. We’re not holding our breath on Barbara Broccoli picking up the phone, but stranger things have happened (invisible Astons, diamond-encrusted faces and Bond In Space, to name a few). Moreover, Leo’s e-mail presented us a golden opportunity to show you the fantastic photograph above of Leo startling old man Moore himself with the Kombat’s greatness.
