Oh, Dartz, is there anything you won’t do?
At the 2010 Top Marques Show in Monaco, Dartz unveiled their latest creation, a Porsche covered in something they call whale skin vinyl. I’d e-mail Leonard myself and ask, but chances are that the response would be as coherent as their press release. So, keeping with our tradition of just copying & pasting their press releases, I present you the latest from our wacky Russian neighbours.
WHALE.SKIN.VINYL – ARTIFICIAL CHIC COVERING FOR YOUR CAR.
Here we are – we keep our promises and we follow car fashion trends.
After getting big kick and realizing our mistake with whale penis leather interior on UberLuxury Armored car DARTZ PROMBRON MONACO RED DIAMOND edition, we promised to find other solution.
And we did it.
Today, March, 19 - at Top Marques Monaco press conference we shown one of our artworx – PORSCHE covered with WHALE.SKIN.VINYL, new generation of car wrapping materials.
This vinyl is not regular vinyl which became more and more popular car trend. This is authentic copy ….yes, this is a copy of WHALE PENIS SKIN SURFACE.
But no whale lost their penis – as this is artificail covering.
And that’s not all.
On liner of WHALE.SKIN.VINYL You will see SAVE The WHALES logo – so everybody, who installed WHALE.SKIN.VINYL oin their car will support SAVE The WHALES movement and will allow Earth Biggest Penises (to 2,40 m) owners to feel safe in ocean – as DARTZ created an alternative to their skin!
First lucky people who can install WHALE.SKIN.VINYL live at Cote d’Azur – as this material will be availbale at DARTZ.FRANCE office – www.dartz.fr
And – of course – we are waiting You at Top Marques Monaco 2010 on PROMBRON MONACO RED DIAMOND presentation. On that moment car is 90% ready, and ready to shock this world again!
-Leonard F. Yankelovich
Whenever Leonard gets those remaining 10% together, I’m sure we’ll bring you more news on the whale penis artificial materials PROMBRON SUV.