Save the Whales! – DARTZ steps back over whale penis truck
Of the long list of insane projects that we’ve covered here at James Spotting, none caused more hubbub than the infamous PROMBRON. What naturally caught most people’s attention was the use of leather made from from the penises of whales to line the interior. Apparently even Pamela Anderson took notice, prompting Dartz to reconsider their, shall we say questionable, choice of materials. As much as the truck itself is proof of the old adage of truth being stranger than fiction, the latest press release from Dartz drives the point home.
We couldn’t put it better ourselves, so we’ll leave it in the original, enjoy:
ARMORED CAR WITHOUT PENIS. LET’S SAVE THE WHALES.
One month ago DARTZ presented uberluxury armored car with whale penis interior – PROMBRON’ (ex.RussoBaltique), lot of people name this car as DARTZ.KOMBAT. As the world’s resonance was very huge and DARTZ got lot of angry e-mails from Greenpeace, WWF and also Pamela Anderson, DARTZ make strong decision to stop their plans regarding such interior.
“We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want – to make just luxury car. Real luxury car which will be world number one car. Our brand was started at 1869 when in Riga was opened Coach Factory or Russo Baltiysky Vagonnij Zavod – PBVZ, and first products was luxury train coaches. At 1907 was made a decision to open Car Department, and at 1909 first car left factory – the name of this car was RussoBalt. This was luxury and sport cars. At 1911 specially for Monaco Rally car got french style name – RussoBaltique. At 1912 factory made world first 4 x 4 wheel drive car, and at 1914 – armored car. All we want to unite luxury and armoring traditions of RussoBalt factory in one car, which brand celebrated 100 years now. At 1922 RussoBalt was renamed to PROMBRON’ (ex.RussoBalt).
We just looking for most expensive products for this car – and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: “Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don’t Earth fall down to Ocean!”
Also we make a decision to pay more attention to glass and on our new car model we will use glass which will be made by special technology - from artificial grown chrystals, which will be gold sputerred to cut IR and UV rays, which make driving inconvinient when sun shine.
Best regards,
Leonard F. Yankelovich
From the bottom of my heart, I wish DARTZ great luck on their upcoming endeavors. We need people like this to keep the world an interesting place.
You can see the original article here: http://blog.jameslist.com/2009/the-e1million-white-gold-whale-penis-suv/
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