No Trains and Automobiles
“Some girls are bigger than other” sang Morrisey in the Smiths. The same is true for jets, some are bigger than others, although the pleasanteries you get with jets are more rewarding than with girls. With a jet, you get girls, as many as you want. With a girl, you rarely, if ever, get a jet, or another girl for that matter. Jets can whisk you from one end of the country to the other in a matter of minutes (if you live in Andorra), and while doing so, you can have a good time reading, sleeping, partying, watching movies, listening to music or bedding any (or all) of the women that followed you onto the plane. All that is so very hard to do when walking. Rockstars have jets. Some even pilot them, like Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson. Donald Trump also has a jet, even though he’s not plane [sic] but rather pompous and inflated.
Don’t forget that flying in itself is pretty amazing. You, up there in the sky with the birds (and people going to Thailand), flying. In a chair, in the sky, flying… Think about that for a few minutes.
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