Ever heard of Prince Marcus von Anhalt? No? Then obviously you’re not traveling in the wrong circles. He was born plain old Marcus Eberhardt in 1969 and apprenticed as a butcher, but acquired his title, Prinz von Anhalt, Herzog zu Sachsen und Westfalen, Graf von Askanien, after a transaction in 2006 with Zsa Zsa Gabor and her ninth husband Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt; he was adopted, they got a few million euros. Where did he get all the cash? Dude owns over 20 brothels and nightclubs in Germany, which turn a very pretty penny.
Prinz Germany, as he likes to style himself, was spotted driving around in this pimped-out Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe in Monaco the other day, which is done up in a multicoloured Louis Vuitton monogram pattern. It’s a sort of rolling advertisement for his Royal Race, a rival to the Gumball 3000 the potty prince started up last year. It’s one of only 26 exotic autos he owns, but by far the most hideous. Prince Marcus has already spent a bit of time in jail, but for ruining this Rolls he deserves to be locked up again post haste.





