A good press communicator’s job is, among other things, to be a good communicator (clue being in the title). Another task is to maintain good relations with the media. Draw their attention. Make them interested.
The people at DARTZ are only halfway there. Popping up in October with the already infamous whale penis SUV only to announce their change of plans in November after reported protests by Pamela Anderson, our Russian friends amaze me by making virtually no sense at all, yet be so… fascinating. A lot of times, you can usually easily deduct what a poorly written press release is meant to say by correcting a few spelling mistakes, moving some words around and generally using common sense. Not so much with these guys.
Instead, I thought I’d honor our tradition of just outright publishing the press release without alteration. You wouldn’t try to alter Mona Lisa, would you?
WHALE PENIS ON WHEELS RETURNS. IT’S BULLETPROOF.
NOT INSIDE – BUT OUTSIDE.
Thanks Pamela Anderson all world whales now can be sure about their penises. Nobody will cut them to make car seats.
Regarding that Whales make an ocean summit were they make a decision to make WHALE-THANKS-GIVING-CAR.
And they order to make this car to DARTZ – team which shocked whales with seats idea.
Of course this is just joke, but after SAVE the WALES wave DARTZ make a decision to make own SAVE the WALES show car.
This car was made from the same kevlar fiber we use for our car bulletproofing – so we can tell that whale on hood is also bulletproof.
Our guys work two weeks around the clock to make this show car, we stopped some works with our RED DIAMOND (which is already booked) as we are funny people – and sometimes stop to make serious things, making some funny things instead. We are not serious professionals in fish world – all we know that caviar is good with Vodka – but we think this hood whale is a copy of Blue Wale – which have biggest penis on planet Earth.
We will be happy to present this car to Pam Am – she can use it…. like she want’s 
.
But more we dreaming to make a photosession with our Luxury Tank and Pam, under motto
I’D RATHER DRIVE NAKED THAN ON WHALE PENIS ))))…….
We can make this session at Top Marques Monaco 2010 or Cannes Festival 2010 were we also are planning to present this car – and of course present Pam WHALEWATCH car after photosession!
— Leonard F. Yankelovich
Yeah, I don’t understand it either. Luckily, Leonard was helpful to provide some pictures – pictures that surely say more than a thousand poorly spelt words:
WHALE PENIS ON WHEELS RETURNS. IT’S BULLETPROOF.
NOT INSIDE – BUT OUTSIDE.
Thanks Pamela Anderson all world whales now can be sure about their penises. Nobody will cut them to make car seats.
Regarding that Whales make an ocean summit were they make a decision to make WALE-THANKS-GIVING-CAR.
And they order to make this car to DARTZ – team which shocked whales with seats idea.
Of course this is just joke, but after SAVE the WALES wave DARTZ make a decision to make own SAVE the WALES show car.
This car was made from the same kevlar fiber we use for our car bulletproofing – so we can tell that whale on hood is also bulletproof.
Our guys work two weeks around the clock to make this show car, we stopped some works with our RED DIAMOND (which is already booked) as we are funny people – and sometimes stop to make serious things, making some funny things instead.
We are not serious professionals in fish world – all we know that caviar is good with Vodka – but we think this hood whale is a copy of Blue Wale – which have biggest penis on planet Earth.
We will be happy to present this car to Pam Am – she can use it…. like she want’s .
But more we dreaming to make a photosession with our Luxury Tank and Pam, under motto
I’D RATHER DRIVE NAKED THAN ON WHALE PENIS ))))…….
We can make this session at Top Marques Monaco 2010 or Cannes Festival 2010 were we also are planning to present this car - and of course present Pam WHALEWATCH car after photosession!
